Learn The Secrets To Getting Free Money

Two very attractive young ladies flash (a figure of speech) on the TV screen in a program titled Learn The Secrets To Getting Free Money. Obviously this is important information so I pay close attention.

One of the young ladies is Denise Pernula who is a Playboy Bunny (and Entertainment Correspondent) which are two things I had never put together but the fit, upon reflection, is obvious. The other young lady is Sara Underwood who was Playmate of The Year in 2007. It’s quickly obvious to me I am going to be exposed to some powerful financial information.

They introduce the segment Free Money by Kevin Trudeau. He is a #1 New York Times Best Selling Author and, much more importantly, a consumer advocate. So here we have the holy grail of financial success. Cute girls, an author and consumer advocate. I can hardly wait.

His stated goal is to provide us with access to billions in free money from the government. From the onset I’m thinking this will be really great information as long as we don’t all try to access these billions at the same time. If we did, of course, we would end up swapping billions among ourselves (since we are, technically, the government).

The two young ladies look enthralled to be learning this information, my guess being that the Playmate and Bunny positions do not pay all that much, which is why they probably wanted to be on this program and as close to the source, Mr. Trudeau, as they could get.

Wikipedia.org has an interesting recap of Mr. Trudeau’s activities since 1990. Along the way there were charges of fraud and, well, I’ll let you read the details online when you have a chance. A search for “Kevin Trudeau Fraud” (with or without the parenthesis) will turn up some interesting information.

He is also the author of Natural Cures “They” Don’t Want You To Know About, The Weight Loss Cure "They" Don't Want You To Know About as well as Debt Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About. Apparently “They” don’t want you to know much of anything. In addition, although it does not involve “They,” he has promoted Advanced Mega Memory and Mega Memory audio tapes. This could be how he remembered the phone numbers of the two young ladies so he could invite them to be on the show.

But wait, there’s more! Another book titled Lose 30 Pounds in 30 Days! The Weight Loss Secrets "They" Don't Want You to Know About (There “They” are again!)

Lose weight, access billions, develop a great memory? How can one guy take care of all these great societal challenges all by himself?

Oh, the title of the book he sells is Free Money “They” Don’t Want You To Know About. But wait, it gets better. If you order online you’ll receive as a Free Bonus, “Debt Cures” (you only pay an additional $11.95 for postage and handling). How can they give that book away for FREE? You, being a savvy consumer, have already figured that one out, haven’t you?